How Desperate Can You Get? March 29, 2004

::Originally posted on Completely Random::

Some person in my class decided to drop her DYP because she is “unable to progress”. However, some are speculating that she is only threatening to quit so that the gentlemanly heroes in my class will rush to her aid. Y’know, Oh, you can’t finish? Let me help you!!

I mean, it’s quite a serious matter to drop a project at this stage. I’m sure with some tears, the soft-hearted hardcore programmers in my class might be persuaded.

Not PK though. Apparently she went to him for help and he asked her his oh-so-famous question.
“What are you going to give me in return?”

Pressed for elaboration, he affirmed that he was indeed hoping her answer would be a quick roll in the bed. “I want to see how desperate she will get.” And if she did offer him sex in return, would he really sleep with her? “Of course.”

The question now is, who’s the one who’s being desperate? The person who would sleep with any female who moves (actually, I’m not really sure. Even if they are not moving, he might be aroused, seriously) or the one who is trying to complete her project?

I really don’t understand how people can go for quickfucks with people they aren’t even remotely attracted to. And I know he isn’t attracted to her because he’s mentioned it oh-so-many times. But apparently looks and attraction are not a factor, as long as it’s free and he finally gets some.

Seriously Lacking In The Brains Department August 7, 2003

::Originally posted on LJ::

I forgot to mention this yesterday, but I HAVE PROOF THAT TWO OF MY CLASSMATES ARE DUMBASSES!!! In a “dumbass, much?” moment, a couple in my class were playing with a pepper spray and I think the boyfriend accidentally sprayed his girlfriend with the pepper spray… either that or the girlfriend accidentally sprayed herself. It was really stupid, and her eyes were all red and watery and it was like she was trying to cough up a lung. Later, her friend had to accompany her to the toilet because it was like she was going to vomit (don’t know whether she actually did). And I found out what they were doing because the boyfriend had to sheepishly confess to his friends. Ok, so it was really pitiful to see her like that, but in the words of Tai Mai Shu … “what the hell!”

From The Secret Files of G.L. Cheng April 25, 2003

:: Originally posted on LJ ::

College Work
My assignments are going ok. Well, not really, but at least I finally started on my ISE one. Edy, Kim – it’s not that difficult actually – I think. It’s so frustrating to re-draw diagrams again and again whenever Mr Weng tells us something that we did not realise beforehand. Er— had a class exercise (Past Year Paper) for Dragon Lady’s class. Mwahhaha, I got 22/25 and Dragon Lady said “yours is the best work I’ve seen so far”. Mwahahhaha. Excuse me while I gloat.

And I Wonder Why I’m Single
Today I lastik-ed Horny and Yang. Why? No reason. Just felt like doing it. :\ Yes, I’m sadistic. And the weird thing is, Yang taught me a new way to lastik Horny. Horny was complaining like Hell.

You Kiasu, Kiasu People
Just damn irritated at the kiasu people sitting behind me. They are not “kiasu in a good way”, more like the types who expect you to help them, but don’t offer help when you go to them. They’re so hard up for information that they won’t even tell you how much they got in a project / class assignment, because they’re afraid you might rape them for help. Oh yeah, but it’s okay for them to bug the shit out of us for help? The leader of this kiasu people gang is Heart. I’ve been dead irritated with her since last year, for Godssake, she really cannot take a hint when you ignore her, but keeps asking you questions louder and louder until her voice starts ringing in your ears. The right-hand man is Bee. A secret kiasu person, not as obvious as Heart, but only talks to me for help in assignments. The worse part is she doesn’t bother to even thank you after you’ve helped her. If you decline to give any information, she gives you hateful stares. Just for that, I hope that Sushi Guy that she likes will not reciprocate her feelings.

More Feedback on the Moral Presentation Singing!
Yup, apparently a lot of people were dead impressed (!!) by the singing. Horny asked me, “How did you get the lyrics to fit into the song so perfectly?” Er… we are great writers, that’s why. Bwahahha. They were making fun of the darn Late Show With Leech as well. The most unexpected part was that Horny said that we should’ve asked Yang and him to act in our Adultery Love Medley as well (taking the role of the husband and the hot, macho colleague). Hmm, I really can’t imagine trying to commit adultery with either Yang or Horny. Even thinking about Horny would turn people off. MWAHAHAHA.

Some College-related Revelations: March 14, 2003

* It’s official. She thinks that I’m trying to steal her boyfriend. Which is hilarious since I don’t want him and never will want him.
* People look all innocent, but will stab you in the back at the bat of an eyelash.
* They expect me to do all the work, then give them all the answers. I am not to expect the same of them.
* So what if you wear nice tops to college, you’re still fugly. : * People don’t take the time to remember other people. If I can remember all 30 of you, then it should be no problem for you to do the same. Or maybe I’m just this anal because I don’t like it when people don’t remember me.
* People who portray themselves as being popular are rarely actually so in real life.
* People who portray themselves as smart are rarely so in real life.