Well, last Sunday was a not-so-early day for me. My colleagues woke up early and went down for free breakfast provided the hotel while I snoozed til 9am. Anyway, it was all for the better because there were only 4 buffet breakfast coupons and there were 5 of us. Apparently only 2 people to a room (you can tell by the photo I posted of the room yesterday – 2 singles), and you have to pay extra if you squeeze in another occupant. We didn’t get charged, but it was uncomfortable sleeping on two single beds pushed together. I felt like my butt was falling in between the cracks in the bed. Hahaha.
(Yeah yeah, so called uncomfortable but slept til 9am, hehe.)
Once awake, we went for our full body massage session which I’ve already talked long and drearily about a few entries ago.
And after the massage we had lunch at a chicken rice shop store in Jonker Walk. It is NOT Famosa Chicken rice… honestly, I don’t know the difference or the syiok-ness of eating chicken rice ball. Basically… it is still rice. The only thing that matters is really the chicken itself and I think it’s comparable to the chicken rice shop store in Ipoh. Okay lah… the best part is all the chicken spare parts included and piled to one side.
Me lovessss spare parts (except for spare tyre, haha. Okay, lame joke!)

After lunch, we rushed to buy our pineapple & apple tarts. Yeah, this was another reason why I wanted to go to Malacca — for the pineapple tarts sold at Jonker Walk! I highly recommend Madam Goh’s Pineapple Tarts (and not just because she’s my namesake) and the apple valentine tarts at Jalan Tokong (forgot the store name, but basically they are the only store to sell apple tarts that are styled like pineapple tarts).
Actually, we weren’t sure whether we would have enough time that morning to buy pineapple tarts, so we THOUGHT of buying them the day before. When we were at Jonker Walk, Pauline asked the store owner (Madam Goh) what time her store would be open. The lady said they open by 10am and said, “You better tell me how many boxes you want so that I can reserve for you.” In my heart, I was thinking “Sai mm sai (need or not) ah??” because she was SURROUNDED by boxes upon boxes of pineapple tarts and there were MORE pineapple tarts constantly coming out of the oven. But I have to say that when we came the next morning, her super arrogant husband was actually practically chasing customers away from the store. He was saying that all the boxes of pineapple tarts were already reserved and that they couldn’t even make enough to keep up with the demand. The Singaporean tourists in front of me meekly said, “Oh, they are that delicious? Could you give us a piece to try?” and he proudly replied, “I just said we can’t even make enough to sell!! How to give you even one piece to try!?” Wahliau…
Luckily we “booked” beforehand, so we got our 10 boxes with no further ado… as for the apple valentine tarts, no need to book beforehand for that one. Not as popular… yet.
I bought 7 boxes all together. I think there’s only 2 left now…
After our light tarty (hah!) shopping, we then proceeded to check out and then drive to Machap Baru, where Barry’s wedding was being held. For those who don’t know, Machap Baru is supposedly the “kampung” (village) area of Malacca. If you travel to Machap from KL, it’s 1.5 hours. If you travel from Malacca city to Machap Baru, it takes 1 hour, haha! For people like Raymond who left KL at 11:30am and called me up to “book place” for him at the wedding (in case he arrived late), he ended up arriving way early at 12:30pm while we sauntered in an hour later. Hahaha. Yeah, the wedding LUNCHEON was held at 2pm, of course being so “Malaysian time”, it only started at 2:30pm.
Where the wedding was held… haha.
WanLi, Pauline, me and Justin.
You can see Tun (looking thoughtful), Raymond (looking gormless) and Andric (looking talkative) in the background, hehehe.
My hair doesn’t look like it has been straightened right? Cos the ends are kinda dry… (previous dye job). Feel like cutting my hair as short as Pauline’s! But I think I can’t pull it off lah…
Girls only — shoooo Justin!
“Wedding gifts” for the guests… there’s a tambun biscuit inside it. I forgot to bring mine back.
The “zhi muis”…
According to Sifoo Wong, this is “kampung style wedding”… full of karaoke and the dishes are fresh & nice, but only 6 courses. The ‘dessert’ (usually ‘tong sui’ / red bean pancake / pau in hotel dinners) was an ice-cream cone! Hahaha. And because the wedding was held in a PRIMARY SCHOOL MULTI-PURPOSE HALL the place was swarming with flies! I had stomachache like mad from Monday – Tuesday, so I blame the flies! ISh… so couldn’t stand it. And yeah, nobody really bothered to dress up for the wedding lah, hahaha. But it was a really fun wedding because of all Barry’s old school friends who sang so many songs and told us that his middle name is “BERNADO”. OMG!! I kept laughing like a loon because I kept hearing it as “BANANA”. WTF. “Welcome to the wedding of Mr Barry Banana Wong!” *cue Leech laughing* It was only towards the end of the wedding that I realised it was “Bernado”, and the friend even told a story about why Barry was given the name, much to Barry’s chagrin.
“Six Seasons”… count ‘em!
Instead of sharks fin soup, we had some herbal soup with abalone, mushroom and chicken. Maybe the newlyweds are real environmentalists…
Roast duck and roast pork.
Steamed ‘ikan bawal’. Don’t know the English word for it… pomfret??
Herbal chicken aka “yok choy kai”… The best dish IMHO.
Weird dish of veggies, mushrooms, sea cucumber and YAM. O_o”
Scallops, abalone and tofu.
Nestum prawns.
Dessert!
Foo, WanLi and Pauline enjoying the last meal of the day. ![]()
The pink thing Pauline is holding is a fan. Did I fail to mention how HOT it was in the hall that day? And being a primary school, the toilets was in HORRIBLE condition… blehkz.
When we said goodbye & our final congratulations to Barry & wifey, Barry suddenly held on to my hand and said to his wife, “This is the girl who always says that I bully her!” WTF. The wife was also stunned into silence. Seriously, what would you do if your husband introduces a random girl to you on your wedding day in such a manner. I feel like killing Barry!!!
Anyway, you wanna know what is freaking funny? The guys in the office (typically) wanted to tease Barry about his “first night”, so they would coyly go up to him and say casually, “So Barry… so how’s it?” It has come to a point that Barry just tiredly replies, “Ya ya, it’s song.. very song.” (Song = fun / satisfying / syiok/ etc etc). HAHAHA. So honest!
Oh, okay I realise I’m missing a picture with the bride and groom… hahaha. I have a photo with Barry, but it’s in Pauline’s camera… I’ll update next time if I’m feeling hardworking… =)
Sleeping on the way back to KL…

The hotel lobby.
Foo is demonstrating how comfortable his bed is. He had to share a room with Justin.
This was taken inside the hotel…
The hotel is located opposite the Eng Choon Association on Jonker Walk. You can’t miss it!
Malacca is seriously filled with colorful graffiti everywhere. This one is taken on the wall of some tattoo parlor on the same row as the store. You know the popular ‘two crazy chipmunks’ graffiti on Jonker Walk? Now it’s TOO popular ady, there are adverts hanging around the graffiti… so it spoils the whole picture. -___-”
Us ordering food / taking photos in Ming Sate Hut. It’s located @ G33, Jalan PM4 Plaza Mahkota.

Satay….
Justin insisted I take a picture of our drinks because his “watermelon milk ice blended is such a pretty pink kaler”. And that’s my pineapple honeydew ice blended. Soooooo refreshingly cool while eating piping hot satay. 








Inside the restaurant.




Still bright & hot in the afternoon after the movie… not many people @ Jonker Walk.



















































































































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